dear willow,

dear willow,

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

alien abduction?

workout:
cardio x {p90x}
plyometrics {p90x}

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y'all the strangest thing
happened to me the 
other day.

nooo, aliens weren't involved this time...

i went to the supermarket
and got the 
years weeks supply
of groceries.

it was an overflowing cart
for sure.

the lady kindly told me my total
and i reached into
my satchel only to realize...

I DIDN'T HAVE MY BILLFOLD!!!

i don't really call it a billfold.
that'd be crazy.

i was in a slight panic when
the lady behind me
handed a 
rectangular piece of plastic
and said to me
"here, my dear, use this"

you guessed it.

it was HER debit card!!!

she paid for every one of my groceries!!
EVERY ONE OF THEM!!!!

y'all,

i am soooo glad that the lady behind me

WAS MY MOTHER!!!!!

if you came upon a ufo would you walk into it?

heck to the no

have you ever ordered food and realized you don't have money?

ummmm.  conveniently ;)

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y'all have gotten me to 25th place!!!!!
thank youuuuuu!!!!

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2 comments:

  1. i was about to fall off the toilet in suspense reading this.

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  2. just found your blog! love it!! don't you love when parents buy, give, or donate food. Its the best!
    ps. Ill follow you if you follow me :)
    bodyofamother.com
    loves!

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