Lizards

there has been a lizard camped out in our garage for 2 days now. it's on the wall above the door to go inside. it's in an awkward position. its cold. the following conversation occurred between W and I via text....

k- that lizard is still in the same spot!!!!! doesn't it get bored????

w- it had babiessss and they have to know where momma is so they can come back outside to nurse.

k- ewwwwwww STOP IT!!!!!!

w- they get lizard milk from her little lizard nipples

so I told him I was gonna bake hima cake with lizard milk. Nast.


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